You made me cry and you don't even care
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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