Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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