A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
