Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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