from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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