lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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