nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish you could order shots online.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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