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(512): View more from Texas

I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply

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(248): View more from Michigan

Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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(216): View more from Ohio

So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.

(1-216): View more from Ohio

Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.

(216): View more from Ohio

Take that integrity

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet

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(812): View more from Indiana

I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero

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(503): View more from Oregon

still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation

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