Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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