P.S. I can't hear my feet
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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