Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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