Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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