there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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