Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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