dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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