I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
