would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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