everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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