Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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