she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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