Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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