Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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