Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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