apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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