just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Actions speak louder than pants.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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