She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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