After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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