your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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