Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
