Got a toothbrush?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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