it hurts more in the daytime
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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