So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
one might say we're banned from that church
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
my liver is dry heaving
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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