Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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