is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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