We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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