On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I intend to get homeless drunk
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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