I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
