can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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