dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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