You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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