You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize