That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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