sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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