You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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