No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Shame is for Republicans.
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