You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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