did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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