I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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