Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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