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How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.

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(205): View more from Alabama

After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.

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(207): View more from Maine

You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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(773): View more from Illinois

After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

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(260): View more from Indiana

He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

(705): View more from Ontario

Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep

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