you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
two words: eviction party
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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