How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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