My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex on a dog bed..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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