what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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