Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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